Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
foreplay: 7 minutes. sex: 3 minutes. cuddling: 10 minutes. getting dressed: 5 minutes. commute: 5 minutes.
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"
I have a beer in one hand and a slim fast in another. It's another one of those wednesday nights.
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
I may or may not have just ruined a marriage. But in my defense I got all my drinks for free tonight.
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
He needs a high five right to the fucking mouth. With a chair. Or an atomic bomb.
Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
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