scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
clearly I should have checked to see if he was an NRA member before I went back to his house and woke up in Heston's haven.
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
just saw a sign in the bar that says "no more naked fridays". Where the fuck was I on these naked fridays?
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
Life is when you're laying naked in bed, eating Double Stuff Oreos with your boyfriend, blazed as fuck. Happy 4/20.
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
i literally have the attention span of a weasel on steroids, but yeah, i know who you’re talking about.
Panties = found
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