ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
The fact that he is from Canada is way more embarrassing than the fact that you met him on match.com
When I finally got there you were bleeding all over and you just kept saying over and over that the dog was your only friend at the party.
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
Remember when I peed in the trash can in the ATM room last night?
Never thought I'd say this, but thank god for my blackouts.
There is a 5-year old here fighting 'drunk monkeys'. He tried to knock a drink out of my hand with a plastic light saber...
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
Worse: texted mom-in-law by mistake that I sharted.
Worser: she offered to clean me up
Oh I'm sorry does your girlfriend send you better pictures of things in her ass? No? Didn't think so. Remember that the next time you wanna complain how I don't make the first move enough.
I DONT HAVE A FUCKING JOB RIGHT NOW. DO YOU THINK I HAVE TIME TO WASTE GOING BACK AND FORTH WITH SOMEONE WHOS LYING, ABOUT LYING, AND JUST BEING A LIAR? HONESTLY, YES I DO HAVE TIME. BUT I HAVE A FUCKING LOT BETTER THINGS I COULD BE WASTING MY TIME DOING. LIKE ORGANIZING MY POKEMON CARD COLLECTION.
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
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