don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
Things on my life to do list: hold a pound of marijuana. Check.
You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
P.S. I can't hear my feet
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
Holy walk of shame. Fuck someone's house. I walked past a family eating their free continental breakfast wearing yesterday's makeup
You are a booty call, not a friend.
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
I have 7 papers to write and I already bought gas station ice cream in my pjs and questioned whether or not a beer float was a thing.
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.
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