i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
i messed up with two guys last night...one i pranked and left the phone on..the other one i went crazy on trying to be his girlfriend after four jagermeister shots...
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
I ended up driving home on my birthday, he opened the door to puke on the highway, and animal balloons were flying out of the car the entire time. The people behind us got a show.
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
Oh, AND I met a ukulele teacher that I'd date. So there's that.
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
Most girls get hit on with a $7.00 drink. You get hit on with a $750K plane.
Today I had sex and flossed at the same time. My relationship goals have been exceeded.
I've decided to take one for the team and bang the landlady for lower rent.
I AM GETTING LAID TONIGHT YES HAPPY DAY PRAISE JESUS ALMIGHTY IN HEAVEN DEAR GOD CHRIST YES DADDY YAAASSS
Then you guys just all showered together...?
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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