nut hugger
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
I wish I could sell my textbooks directly to my drug dealer and cut out the middle man
Found out it was only pneumonia. We celebrated hydrocodone cough syrup. Two long island ice teas at lunch and the random white powder we found in her purse. Mother of the year award.
Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
I've already dropped her on the ground of a crowded bar dancing , been incoherent drunk to the point i couldn't speak and came within 2 seconds all on separate evenings so at this point she should know what I'm about
I'm truly not mad that he's at a strip club, it's that he couldn't look far enough into the future to figure out how to get himself home from one
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
...its technically supposed to be for the bridal shower but I think I can find an ensemble that says "im hopped up on x. Stick your tongue down my throat." As well as " im supporting your marriage to my brother"
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
You abruptly started screaming because they had and I quote “calamari on the hoof”
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