and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
it's great music for shaving your balls
Trumps. I've been wiping my ass with fast food napkins for 3 days.
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
He passed out. I tried to set his chest hair on fire.
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
When campus security rolled up he stole their car and drove it like 100 feet. Then he walked up and gave back the keys because it was a hyundai.
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
But we have bathrooms and they dont
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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