90% of the problems in your life are directly related to your vagina
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
I'll pull you in a wagon. You'll have a sash and a crown on and we'll sing "All the Single Ladies"
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
How's my date look?
Like a retarded elf
In a good way
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
I'm going to crush up my last 7 Percocets into a fine powder and toss my popcorn in it.
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
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