i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
My neighbour is taking her hamster for a walk on a leash. Come over now
Im gonna get home and destroy this bag of chicken nuggets with my soul.
I'm going to stop at grocery on the way home. I'm CRAVING wine from a sippy cup. We have neither wine nor sippy cups.
It's not safe here. I had urgent and violent diarrhea last night, and I got blackout drunk. Please don't come over.
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
Randomize
