sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
She threw up in my garbage can last night and walked home with it this morning so she could clean it out...
She is dropping it off on the way to the bar at 7.
do you remember yelling at the waitress that you were a power bottom?
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
There still is not and there never will be anything as magical as getting high while listening to William Shatner's version of Bohemian Rhapsody.
I picked up the bartender so he could open the bar early and ended up with him giving me a ride home when he closed. I like snowdays and everything, but they get really expensive. Also, I think I threw up on his front door. Not checking.
female sloths literally scream when they want sex and can be heard up to 700 meters away
i think i might be a female sloth
Eh. Fuck him. He's missing out. I'm legit naked and drinking straight from the bottle of wine.
I just told 2 of my vibrators "I love you." I seriously need some dick.
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
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