And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
So, apparently, "i expected your penis to be bigger" isn't good pillow talk.
When you're opening a bottle of tequila with a golf club, it's probably time to stop drinking...
Even my vagina gasped.
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.
Goldenshlager is a hell of a drink. And these are the adventures ur missing out on w me. I gave someone a bath Emily. A BATH.
Awkward
Can't say I wouldn't let it happen again.
I woke up and found piles of popcorn in a trail around my house, ending at a laundry basket full of pillows. What were we trying to catch last night?
Some girl woke me up at 1:30 am looking for weed and the next thing I know I'm in a hot tub with 3 girls, 2 40's, and a blunt.
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
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