I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
70 feet underwater and I sharted my wetsuit, Tide pen won't clean this up.
So I cleaned the toilet last night at 2 am and woke up with pink eye. Never doing that again.
He confessed to putting dry erase marker dots on my vibrator to keep track of when I "electronically cheated" and then passed out.
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
Found my paycheck. It was in the freezer
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