Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
The background of my phone is you taped to the wall wearing a cowboy hat
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
I'm so hung over that I'm pretty sure I can feel the earth's rotations when I close my eyes.
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
I hope no one at work can tell or smell that I have tequila in my hair and I haven't showered for days
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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