awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
She checked into foursquare right as she left work so he would think she was there late and not on some other guy's dick
I have to say for barely passing high school, that girl is a genius.
I took your shirt off for you after you threw up on yourself, read you the ugly duckling, and then tucked you in. you better fucking love me, jackass.
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
It was going alright when lo and behold Tom the cock blocking tornado hits. He is the only man I know who doesn't want anyone to fuck girls.
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
Can you come pick me up and take me to breakfast then the police station?
Where's your car?
The girl I brought home apparently stole it
And to celebrate the raising of our lord I just purchased a bunny buttplug. Am I doing this Easter thing right?
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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