That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
Just warning you now f you do not get intoxicated with me in front of the family on thanksgiving we are not related.
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
An old lady WILL get vomited on today.
so when our kids ask "when did you know you loved mommy?" you're gonna say "when she sent me emoticons about slobbing on my knob?"
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
Totally forgot I asked the cop for a theoretical fist bump and he still let me drive away
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
So you told me to remind you that you vomited 3 times in the street because you would forget so here is your reminder
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
Randomize
