Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
now i know why they say having sex with her is the equivalent to licking a pay phone
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
She said I had a really great aura. Which I think is hippie code for "I bet you can give me a mind melting orgasm"
I know how to kill a man with nutmeg and a sword. You in?
Or nah
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
The longer the dick, the closer to Jesus when you’re on top.
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