I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
Was expecting a sext from Kristi and then my mom randomly sent me a pic of her ugly Xmas sweater. Worst. Buzzkill. Ever.
I blasted the Halloween Before Christmas soundtrack last night so my roommate wouldn't hear me having sex. Needless to say the sex got a little weird.
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
meow
use your words like a big girl
i ran over your cat.
I just woke up in his bed.. in a cardboard castle, with a Justin Bieber poster on the ceiling staring down at me, cuddling with 4 empty PBR cans. I win.
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
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