I wish I could rss feed the hooker ads on craigslist because it looks suspicious that I check craigslist every hour.
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
I'm pretty sure I swallowed a whole condom
You kept mumbling that you could become one with the carpet as you proceeded to give yourself the worst carpet burn I have ever seen
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
Still dying that you shit outside
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
Well I told him I’ve got the flu....he said he’d wear a condom
You don't know happiness until you've got to smoke weed inside taco bell and then eat all you want for free
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