Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
Hey man, did I leave the bottom drawer to my refrigerator that I had beer in at your house by any chance?
I don't remember her name, all I remember is trying to suck the wedding ring off her finger.
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
We could never date. He doesn't drink and he won't bring me tacos after sex. He's on that healthy life bullshit.
I'm sorry about the fire. I was too fucked up to do science, apparently.
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
So apparently my bro is going to make me fix his tattoo this trip... He sent me a pic of said tattoo. Tattoo is of a sperm, on his penis, which was in a woman's mouth... Wth
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