i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
Just got blown whilst getting my high score on bejeweled blitz. There's still a month and a half left of summer and my bucket list is empty...
He got drunk and insisted on licking my eyeball and called it a test of my trust in him.
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
He screamed AMERICA, took a shot of vodka out of a Tupperware container, and then asked if he could see my tits
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
The only thing keeping me calm right now is pretending to chop off everyone's heads when using the paper cutter
I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
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