doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
just cut a line with my blood donor card...i feel like it will help remind me that i was once a productive member of society.
im goin to the NYE party with a tuxedo painted on my body. i know a girl who does it. wanna join?
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
hungover + watching bobsledding = i just puked
I think I've hugged the toilet more times than I've hugged my own family members.
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
She's opening her family birthday cards at the bar. So we can pay our tab. Bitches wrote checks :(
Did I really just send a work email with cum instead of come? feck me
He asked me to come stay with him so he could "see that ass and watch Harry Potter."
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
Omg my orgasm just made the fucking sun come out. Clearly my libido controls the weather now.
The longer the dick, the closer to Jesus when you’re on top.
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
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