Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
It wasn't until I took a shit, that I remembered that you assholes started spiking my shots with tobasco when I wasn't looking last night. Dicks.
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
Nothing like having your house arrest ankle bracelet vibrate and take a moisture sample at the exact moment you're about to blow it in some chick...buzzkill
I just tried to get a motorcycle cop to give me a ride....he told me not to ask strangers for rides
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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