I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
if only i could text you this smell
I need you to promise me that the first one to find out our kids smoke weed, takes the weed so we can smoke it ourselves
tonight i'm making a christmas tree shaped shot pyramid
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
it's like iHOP with fire
She guessed my name 9 times, and 5 of those times she guessed Mike. Figured that'd be an easy target for the night.
So i told him he was the 3rd i have ever slept with and then i found out he had actually slept with 5 other girls besides me. And his reply was well your number one on this hand.
cat food counts as protein by the way
That kid who fell through your coffee table is here. In a toga.
You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.
Now: to brush my teeth, put on my grandma slippers and earplugs, masturbate to 50 Shades and then PTFO
I just want to go home and eat bagel bites in my underwear
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
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