Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
I told him if I was pregnant we were coming out to the people at work, because I'm not pretending to get knocked up by an imaginary boyfriend.
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
Yeah, this dress is irreparably whorey. I've resigned myself to being a family scandal.
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
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