We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
She called me Spock and proceeded to ask me to 'teach her the ways of the force'. I just couldn't do it after that. No way am I fucking a girl who can't tell the difference between Star Wars and Star Trek.
i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
The problem with never associating with your roommate is that you never know if they're dead in their room with the door closed or just gone for the weekend...I sprayed some febreeze just in case.
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
I woke up still drunk to a beautiful tattooed columbian man making me pancakes. How's your memorial day?
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
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