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90 In a 65. Talked my way out of it with the i have to poop story. i am the ticket jesus
She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
I shouldn't have to say "get your balls off my counter" on a Wednesday.
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
I told him to pick up the beer can he threw in front of the police station. So he gets out chugs whatever's left and throws it back and says ok let's go.
did you know the cops in wilco have clean up kits in their cars for when people puke in them? i found this out this morning. i'm finishing paperwork now. come get me plz?
Text me all the things you want us to do this summer. So far, I have Kegstand written down
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
Can I just lay in bed and you pour vodka through a funnel in my mouth?
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
I'm trying to imagine how upset he was when he realized that he had been cockblocked by a picture of a sloth and I am drawing indescribable pleasure from it.
I just saw a woman give her infant whiskey tits. About ten minutes ago she was doing shots, and now she's breast feeding. Whiskey. Tits.
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