so explain again why im purple
no
no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
its sad that the first thing i assume is that ur trying to indirectly tell me you fucked on a breakfast table
by asking you if you bought one for the apartment?
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
No like you've drunkenly persistently tried to take your shirt off in the middle of a park filled with children. You had already thrown your bra at my crotch.
Be my booze princess bebe. I'll rescue you from the lame tidings you are confined to up in the sober castle.
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
You took a selfie with my hard dick and sent it to Scott with the caption 'Toldja'. It was hard to forget you're a teenager after that
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