Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
you were cooking a hot pocket with a grill lighter what did you want me to do
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
Definitely need to find a less healthy bootycalls. All this bitch got in her fridge is feta, English muffins and wheat grass. What the fuck can I make with that???
Found 2 Coors, problem solved.
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
Woke up with champagne in my hair and honey mustard on my hands. Strangely, I'm okau with this
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
Just made a drug contact standing in the sandwich line in the dining hall. Is this real life?
You're my fucking hero.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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