I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
You named all of the cocktail shrimps and then tackled a guy for "eating Henry"
Is it wrong that I didn't stop masterbating when the credit card company called?
did you answer or finish?
both
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
guess who's bored in chemistry researching how to sneak weed through airport security in her vagina?
Sorry I couldn't make it...got a scrambled voicemail, all I heard was "Bring the dildo"
I don't think I'm allowed to have Burger King. What if i just chew for taste and not actually consume. Like a wine connoisseur for fast food
Check 'smoke weed with our ihop waiter' off of our To-Do List
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
Woke up with two different pairs of pants in the pockets of a jacket.None of the above are mine.
She took her panties off, then farted in my general direction. I guess we're at that stage in our relationship.
I kept yelling "BY ORDER OF THE PEAKY FUCKING BLINDERS" in a terrible brummie accent at everyone I saw wearing a flatcap.
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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