How is it that lesbians won't hit on me at a gay club, but they'll hit on me every time I go to Walmart?
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
My doctor literally wrote on the script NO SEX
i just ran into my boss at the liquor store. we didnt exchange words, just nodded in mutual understanding.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
How was my night? He had a picture of his mom on his night stand and he yelled "Papi like" when he came. Fuck tequila.
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
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