yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
fyi, she knows we call her the sperm bank. watch your back.
At my wifes high school reunion. Found out her nickname was 'Back Door Brooke'. EVERYONE is calling her that.
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
Using the balance in my bank account I just calculated how many fifths of vodka I can buy this year. Don't let me buy food, all my money is reserved for alcohol
After arriving 30 minutes late, he slowly walked to his desk and halfway there he just falls over like a tree and passes out. I now have some sort of proof as to how awesome that night was.
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
you should never start the day with a boob text. It can only go downhill from there
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
I'm keeping him.
Sex was good?
I had to tap out three times. There aren't words for how much better than "good" that is.
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
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