well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
I feel like death. And death is wearing a fleece blanket as a dress. And is seriously contemplating wearing this to go get something to eat.
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
I just slapped my cat in the face with my dildo. You were the only one I could tell.
He probs deserved it.
Every good man does.
i came home at 4 a.m. and made a dozen eggs and three lbs. of bacon. my mom woke up and the only thing she was pissed about was that i used the whole carton of eggs, but then she sat down and ate with me
I don't talk to her anymore. I lit her birthday presents on fire. Who the fuck puts candles that close to tissue paper?
Can you explain to me why I woke up with my hands tied to the hotel bed with the phone cord???
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
Sorry bro I thought you were kidding. If I'm actually jerking off I usually said "Just a sec getting dressed" or something
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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