New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
we were in your room and your mom was singing twinkle twinkle little star in the hallway. so you decided to scream "twinkle? TWINKLE! What Fucking little star?!"
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
God dammit, you have a cape and I don't even have a fucking jacket.
Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
Im at target. Idk why I'm buying condoms AND a tutu for my cat. No one who dresses their cat up has ever gotten laid.
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
I'm prostituting myself for tickets to Disney World. There's a contradiction there.
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
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