Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
You were so drunk that you were trying to take pictures of a MILF at the park so you could send them to Adam, but you didn't want to "seem creepy," so you used taking pictures of her son as a cover. Needless to say, cops were called.
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
Right now, my father is sitting on the couch, totally smashed, crying, eating pringles, and watching the credits of Transformers 2. Love him.
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
she was trying to use her iTranslate app while we were having sex.
Okay let's look at your past accomplishments you've done hungover... Sat great score, academic decathlon, state for track. I think you are solid to go out tonight
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
It's Friday you fucking nerd of course I'm drunk.
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
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