i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
yo - did your mom get a boob job (I think she did)
He got violent drunk so we have to untie him in the morning. He's in your basement and you're out of electrical tape. Don't forget because I will.
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump
you got drunk, told him he looked like shaggy and said 'I wouldn't show you my mystery machine for all the scooby snacks in the world'
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
How did I get the fat lip, while puking I may or may not have sneezed... Wacking my face into the toilet bowl...
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
I am a taco. I am also really high.
I've always seen you more as a chimichanga.
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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