I can't tonight. I'm still nursing a beach sex injury. Don't wanna talk about it.
whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
my drunk step mom just informed me my dad likes reverse cowgirl. Please god kill me.
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
I had a dream last night you were Aladdin. I think due to me watching 6 hours of Disney movies and the fact you told me you were wearing a vest.
Dreams are coming true for both of us.
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
Did I hit my head yesterday? I have a bump on the back of it. Also I just want you to know that I don't blame you for me taking my bikini top off. If I want to be shirtless no man or woman on this earth can stop me.
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
Threw up on break at work. That brings our collective tally to 9 times. We can never drink like that on a monday again
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
Sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do... and then you need to delete the history so you're girlfriend doesn't see it.
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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