I must be too annoying 4 u.
Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
i can't believe i brushed your teeth last night. so drunk.
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
So apparently I threw a potted plant at a clown last night and told him to get his life together.
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
I would ride that face into the sunset
Jesus fuck. I just hit on him in front of the whole fire department. They hit the sirens and told us to get a room. FML. I can never go back to that fire station again...
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
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