But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
No. I broke it. Note to self, never take a shower with your phone in your pocket.
i may have used way too many innuedos last night. i scared him off. but really... how could i pass up "stimulus package" and "flacid economy." don't answer that.
after you took your Demerol you started flying around and talking like the robot ship on the movie Stealth. then you licked my iPhone and declared the mission a success.
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
her roommate was in the bathroom for over an hour so i volunteered to take the dog out and i shit in the bushes
17 year olds will be the death of me.
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
Right. Will do. I'll call you if I need a ride. (that is a double meaning, go with it.)
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
Also, let me tell you how embarrassing it is to match with someone who seemingly has their shit together at 4:45AM on a Thursday.
i ate pretzels. i might be the first human to be hospitalized from pretzels. that's how bad this is.
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