Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
I made him breakfast and we cuddled on the couch watching march of the penguins, which is, in case you were unaware, the opposite of fucking on a pool table
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
I just dumped bong water and Bacardi out of my purse into the trash can. Everything in my purse is soaked. I hate Sundays.
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
So is it safe to say that my only objective from last night is to finish this entire jar of peanut butter?
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
I’M PUT OFF FROM FOOD RN BC EARLIER I GOT SOME WATER AND I WAS 4 SIPS IN WHEN I NOticed A FUCKING BURGER KING F R Y IN MY D R I N K
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
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