We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
Mac n' cheese is coming out of my nose. You can't make that feel better
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
I'm supposed to be maturing, but no instead I'll be shitting my pants in Delaware for my 30th.
Hahahaha nah you won't shit your pants - but you will fully try mushrooms.
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
I can get weed and taco bell delivered but frozen peas and a loaf of bread are just too scarce, what the hell is wrong with people?
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