What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
i left him drunk and in the fetal postion in the shower.
was the water running?
yeah but he said he knows how to swim
she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
After he was done he gave me a case of landshark and tickets to tomorrows yankee game. This is the best nonrelationship ever
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
The picture that pops up when I call her phone is a picture of my nipple. Just so you're forewarned.
We found her on the doorstep. Just layin down going, "I made it home!! Aren't you proud??!"
My brother didnt wanna sleep with her because she was my friend. Did I miss the memo where we're not supposed to be fucking each others friends? Oh well too late.
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
I saw seagulls fucking earlier today. What have you done with your life recently?
Your first mistake was thinking that you could get through the day without drinking a single bottle of alcohol. Your second mistake was wearing shark boxers.
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
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