I was in the bathroom and her cat just looked at my penis with a profound hatred.
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
I'm not sure what happened. But I must have won because I obviously stole two full pitchers of beer from the bar and taped a note on them saying "your welcome"
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
wow, being home for Xmas is freaking weird on tinder. I went to high school with everyone I'm matching... The fact that this many jocks like me now is a huge ego boost from my lack of glory days.
...and I'm done. I just matched two boys I used to babysit without realizing it.
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
I had fresh baked oatmeal cookies, tacos AND was on deck to give a stellar blow job. You'd think that'd be a win/win/win situation.
Im so drunk and the cops showed up so i ran on all 4's through the woods because i had no shoes hoping they would mistake me for a fox
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
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