As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
Dude, totally just found out that I've been washing my hair with semen for the past 3 weeks.
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
Your TV has the DVD menu for White Chicks permanently burned into the screen. I can't anymore. That's just a whole different level that I cannot comprehend.
I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
I am sitting on the couch "eating" a frozen big bucket margarita with a spoon.
Apparently I was pointing at birds and yelling "YOU USED TO BE A DINOSAUR!!!"
I have reached the state of intoxication where it is now a requirement to sit while peeing.
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
Finally liberated my Star Trek DVD from my booty call's house. Captain Kirk would be so proud.
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
in the past 2 days I've ruined2-3 lives, made 2 men quit the bar, started a Wednesdays only affair, ended it, ruined that engagement and had my tires slashed by a jealous bouncer. please stop letting me out....
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