i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
You ran out of his house yelling "I got the goods!" Then you pulled toilet paper rolls out from under your shirt.
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
I love him about as much as I'd love fucking myself with a cactus.
He sent me a flaccid dick pic from the bathroom at the bar and he said I'm sorry it's not all hard and good looking. Props to him - I did ask for a pic.
I’m also apparently a very socialist drunk now
Instead of a horny one. All I want to fuck is capitalism these days.
We need to stop smoking. I just ran into a glass door.
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