every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
OMG. Hung over at my grandparents house. Threw up on 3 T-stops, countless snowbanks, and the grandparents driveway. Was proposed to last night. Bruised from head to toe from falling down 3 flights of stairs. Debating my intelligence because it seems that "happy new years" is too hard for me to spell. How were your new years festivities?
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
I love the smell of your bedroom. It smells of a mixture of cherries, leather, and unrequited homosexual desire.
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
...its technically supposed to be for the bridal shower but I think I can find an ensemble that says "im hopped up on x. Stick your tongue down my throat." As well as " im supporting your marriage to my brother"
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
Who put the toilet in the living room? This is extremely inconvenient right now.
I feel like that japanese guy who ate all the hotdogs. Except replace hotdogs with sailor jerrys. And instead of a trophy and world record I just get a hangover at work
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