took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
Drunk. Just jacked off for the third time in an hour. I love not being Catholic anymore.
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
You both must have been completely wasted because every once in a while we would hear you both stop and start singing to each other. At one point it was taylor swift.
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
Let me just say....i'm sorry about setting your carpet on fire. I had no idea that the paper towel would burn that quickly.
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
Also, as my manager i'm going to put you in charge of making sure i don't drown.
In order to see him, he made me facetime with his penis, which he had drawn a smile face on. Getting laid shouldn't be this difficult.
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
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