if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
My little sister just found a condom in her bag i borrowed... Happy fourteenth birthday.
I just taped a plastic bag to my ceiling for the next time I have to throw up on the top bunk. Why am I so good at college?
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
Nope we're in the ER. He lit himself on fire trying to impress another girl with magic tricks.
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
I mean, yeah, she was cheating on me but I've been fucking her brother. My secret relationship trumps her secret relationship.
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
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