I took my penis out way before I got to the bathroom and some dude kicked me out.
I don't think brook has ever known best
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
i have this gut feeling friday is going to be interesting.\nAnd by interesting I mean I feel like im going to get punched in the face by his girlfriend.
I don't think tequila will soothe the spots where my tonsils used to be.
But theres a keg here and me gusta
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
The tequila covers up the fact that the choco liquor tastes like sadness.
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
you know it's been too long when the heat of a pizza box on your lap turns you on.
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
Almost gave myself a concussion stealing a stuffed unicorn hanging on a street sign but hey I got home safe
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