you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
Some dude at the gas station right now is buying a 30 rack of beast and a can of cat food. Happy Thanksgiving.
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
He just used my bikini trimmer to give himself a fumanchu. And I still plan on having sex with him tonight. This has to be what true love feels like.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
All I wanted was a good weekend full of booze, laughs, and maybe some penis. Instead, someone is in the hospital, I didn't sleep at all last night. And not because I got laid.
Ha! Just garden hosed my vag and thought of you.
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