I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
hows a nice way to say "yeah i would go to your dorm, but it's snowing and I know you're not going to blow me, so what's the point"?
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
Why the FUCK can i grow hair on my big toes but not on my chest?
I guess I gave him a 20 minute play-by-play of the first three sections of R. Kelly's 'trapped in a closet.'
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
Dude, im sorry I had sex with that girl I was trying to hook you up with last night. Good news though she puts out
I'm considering offering a class on how to find good porn.
When I go to hand him the blunt and he's eating a cookie and responds with "let me hit this cookie"
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
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