At least make sure they are 18
Why
hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
Welp...herpes.
Every night before bed, when I used to say prayers, now I just think to myself 'freshman sluts. Soon'
you started crying because you didn't get to wear your rainboots this week so i turned on the shower and let you jump around in it
youre the best friend ever
On a scale of "impaired judgement" to "Mel Gibson," how drunk are you?
Toaster
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
You go to bars with sophisticated older men, I steal lawn ornaments. Priorities
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
I just had sex on my divorce papers. I've never felt so poetic.
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN.
Randomize
