Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
All I can remember is posting my chicken burger in the post box. Postman is in for a treat.
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
I`m watching Shallow Hal & Jack Black has better nipples than Jimmy's chick.
I'm a bit broke right now... Would it be OK if I pay you in champagne and Xanax?
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
Is it sad that the most attractive guy I've come across in a week that's not my professor is the man doing my pedicure?
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